THE NEXT BIG THING

 

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The Situationists were a radicalized group of international post-Dada ex-artists and political theorists who in the 1950s and 60s attempted to expose everything from the banality of grid-like city planning to the mediation of reality through images and commerce. One graffitied statement attributed to them reads, “Boredom is counterrevolutionary.” An unabashed declarative such as this has always had a special place in my heart. Yet, lately I have been wondering if an obsession with subverting boredom has led us down a rather boring path itself. Especially when it comes to the commercialization of spirituality, perhaps raising our hands and admitting to an excessive ennui is just what we need to do.

Once there was a time when the person on your block who did yoga was a dangerous person. This was the person who had a little extra knowledge into what’s really going on—the person who walked to the mailbox with an intention matched only by his great posture. And yet, these days it’s almost cliché to say, “I do yoga.” While once a person who claimed to have a yogic practice might have been a menace to the complacent status quo, today all that’s required to take a noon yoga “power hour” is an interest in staying fit on your lunch break.

What’s at stake when spiritual practices become so embedded in the consumer culture that their rebellious roots become overgrown with conformist identities? Does the tradition itself become tarnished, or must “serious” practitioners simply wait for the herd to get bored and mosey on down the line? In Chogyam Trungpa’s seminal text The Myth of Freedom Trungpa discusses the role of boredom in Zen practice. He states, “[Zen] is trying to bring about boredom, which is a necessary aspect of the narrow path of discipline, but instead [for the American novice] the practice turns out to be an archeological, sociological survey of interesting things to do, something you could tell your friends about: ‘Last year I spent the whole fall sitting in a Zen monastery for six months…. It was a wonderful experience and I did not get bored at all’” (Trungpa, 55–56).

Eventually, yoga, like all commodities, will get boring. And what will happen when, rather then bringing about mental clarity, yoga asanas simply induce widespread yawning? Is the fact that so many New York City yoga classes blast pop music and invent names like “Lotus Flow” and “Cosmic Play” just an attempt to keep yoga fresh and interesting so that huge Manhattan lofts won’t become abandoned?

Is boredom in spiritual practice something to be so worried about?

For a number of years I have been practicing a specific type of yoga. Like most people I have talked to, my first experience of taking yoga in this lineage was blissful and invigorating. I left my first class feeling like I had more energy running through my body than I had ever had. I was happy. I was positive. I was a pleasure to be around. I was also, ironically, incredibly bored. Not bored with the practices, they were completely foreign and therefore exotic to me, but bored with the way the teachings of the yoga were presented. It seemed the organization that promoted this yoga lineage was interested in one thing: accessibility. Everything about their marketing is an attempt to make palatable the teachings. Soften the edges, make fuzzy the angles, and water down the language. In essence, make the yoga almost invisible. And yet, the funny thing is, I never stopped going. Very little about the presentation of this yoga interests me, and yet not only did I continue to build a personal practice, I eventually became certified to teach within this lineage.

So what’s going on here? Has boredom won me over? Am I a masochist? Is my sticking with this yoga simply indicative that boredom has become the hottest new trend? Are we entering a new phase where unemphatically bored yogis will be flooding yoga studios begrudging, but in huge numbers, buying yearly unlimited passes? I’ll just stop right there.

4 Responses to “THE NEXT BIG THING”

  • Wendy responded:

    Personally I feel that nothing about the ways spiritual traditions are marketed will have an effect on them in the long run. People who have serious practices will continue to practice and those that don’t will eventually go away. Neither one really effecting the other.

  • Bob Doto responded:

    I tend to agree with you Wendy. I see traditions, movements, etc. existing in two worlds: commercial and actual. Take break dancing for example. To many people, break dancing was a short-lived fad in the 1980s that came and went. However, that is only true if a person were to look only at the commercial life of break dancing. Anyone who has any knowledge of the break dancing scene, as it actually is, would be astounded as to how huge it has grown and how much it has changed. It is actually more vibrant and dynamic than ever, but has drawn little commercial interest since the 80s and is therefore assumed to be dormant. The problem comes when the commercial life of a movement is mistaken for its actual existence. All activities can have a commercial interest IN ADDITION to their actual lives. Commercial comes after actual 9/10s of the time as far as I can tell.

    Then of course there are those things that are commercial before being actual (or simultaneously actual). Take 60s music group The Monkeys. But that’s for another discussion.

  • liz responded:

    Thank you for directing me to that wonderful Trungpa quote. Yes, meditation can be bandied about as another trophy in the arsenal for cool. And yes, I love to flash my mala beads. But in truth, meditation does teach me how to endure discomfort, how to endure frustration, how to endure boredom. That quote was such a wonderful reminder. Because in a life of changing seas, meditation is an anchor for me. It keeps me from capsizing. It keeps me from drifting. It teaches me to take a moment before I act. It allows me to become compassionate.

    A friend always reminds me of Siddhartha touching the earth when the storms of Mara descend. And while I am no Siddhartha, by meditating, I, too, can touch the earth and be O.K.

    Oh, I can’t resist quoting Jim Morrison quoting James Frazer: Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun, nothing left to do but run, run, run…But when I meditate, I can touch the earth and I can see the sun, and I don’t have to run.

    Breathe and restore myself to right action.

  • Bob Doto responded:

    Thanks for the response liz. I too think that quote is wonderful! I’ve kept it close to my heart and head for years. Hits the nail on the head as far as “spiritual materialism” is concerned. Trungpa was also prone to saying that meditation was a silly thing to do, but you HAD to start somewhere. Of course I think this was during his tennis shoe and rainbow suspenders wearing phase.

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